It's a dangerous new world out there my friend, and here you are, just waitin' to up-and-down the places where your people and loved ones go. Maybe this leaves you feelin' a little behind the eight-ball, but don't worry.  Rather than tootin' the wrong ringer and tippin' your mitt, trust your good feelin's to a trained gumshoe, like me.

Use your noodle pally, I'm what you need ... I'm the super-snoop that never sleeps.