Time was when you wanted to know what was goin' on, you'd drop two bits with the newsie, maybe jaw with a pal over a cup of joe, but this internet business, it's takin' the place of all that personal stuff.

Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm all for being able to get the dope on some hood without beatin' my dogs into the ground, or waitin' on some stool-pigeon to drop a dime for a taste of cabbage, but thats not all you'll find out there. You got dirty dealin' corporate vultures tryin' to glad hand your company's finest away from you, bims gettin' all dolled up to show off their keisters, flim-flammers trying to con poor suckers out of their dough, and every greaser in glad rags doin' their best to corrupt any right gee they meet.  >>